fuck, you just made me cry, for real. so much fucking hatred in the world....

You forgot “kinda sorta tweeting a declaration of war.” Aside from that you have a comprehensive list there.

I keep wondering: if all (or at least, most) of the countries in this world would pool together a few billion dollars, and offer it to Trump in exchange for resigning, do you think he’d do it? Personally, I think he’d at least consider it.

“You know what I’m going to do when I’m president?

“I know Michelle Obama. Bitch, you are no Michelle Obama.”

The face of that girl says what I am thinking.

Yeah, but how many of these things stored grain?

I maintain that the fact that Anthony Weiner is still alive to go to prison proves that Hillary Clinton is not the murderer the Pizzagate crazies make her out to be, because if she had cause to murder anyone ever it was Anthony Fucking Weiner.

They seem to have washed their hands of show business altogether. I don’t know why they get snark for living their lives how they want.

Hottest of takes: Fuck that guy.

WHERE DE WHITE WOMEN AT

I love that movie so much. And that scene pretty much nails America right now.

A+ gif usage. Blazing Saddles is the best Mel Brooks film.

RIP Cleavon Little & Gene Wilder. Such a great movie & duo! Siiiiiigh.

And I love what he’s doing ***to*** this country

A woman named Rose, who voted for Obama before voting for Trump, claims that the country hasn’t given Trump a chance.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Tom is someone who constantly mixes up the use of their, they’re and there along with your and you’re, not to mention to, two and too.

It’s Alzheimer’s. His dad had it, Donald almost certainly has it right now, it’s Ronald Reagan all over again, except this time he doesn’t have a competent team guiding him.

Still waiting for those that were so offended that Obama sullied the office of the presidency be wearing a tan suit to call out Trump for using such language at a public event.

Interesting note from Summer at the end— “You two are always fighting, it’s a miracle you get anything accomplished.” I immediately wondered if that was Meta for Dan and Roland.