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I love Idiocracy for giving us that reference.

This was all pretty obvious long before the Kardashians. Anyone who lived through the 80s and 90s in small rural schools throughout the Midwest could have told you this was coming.

Which is exactly why I side eye all the people saying South Park glorifies asshole behavior.

I watched it again a few months ago. It is less funny than it used to be. If only our president was as awesome as Terry Crews.

Yes, I blame dr Phil for everything.

I blame Dr Phil, mostly because he is a giant asshole but also for this little brat.

At the current rate America is going to shit, “Idiocracy” is beginning to look like a best-case scenario.

Alternate-Reality Oscars 2017

This girl is an intellectual powerhouse compared to the 45 voters out there. She sold herself proper and saw her chance to leverage. I’d like to see if she makes it to the point where she’ll be able to look easily down her nose at all the people now beneath her (note she already can) while actually keeping the money

Fast forward to 10 years from now, when all that’s left of her earnings is a bar she bought in a skeevy burb in Jersey (probably called “Heaux”). She’ll be the one behind the bar who works every night and looks like she’s a hard 45.

The rise of the Kardashians foretold the current intellectual dearth in today’s society (AKA Trump’s victory). We should’ve known the nation was just a bunch of undereducated inbred hicks when a family of talentless, delusional white girls who wore black culture like an accessory were launched to megastardom. This is

Ah, I see you haven’t been made aware of the cautionary tale by Mike Judge called “Idiocracy”. It was meant to be satirical, but ended up being a documentary.

AKA “I want to speak to the manager” haircut.

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Well she did have that hit song from a few years ago.

Ha! It is like that.

This is a South Park episode come to life. The one where Cartman goes on the talk show circuit as a “troubled teen”.

Apparently the blonde with the Kate minus eight haircut.

She is the 2017 version of “Ow! My Balls!”

This girl is still a thing?

That’s the way to do it. Don’t dither! If kids are allowed, make it kid-friendly! When children are tortured by boredom, we are all tortured by children.