Those brows!!!

I read that series, too, and loved it! But looking back, remember the teenage prostitute who seduces the 50s-ish judge? And then she spends some time in heaven or purgatory and is “suddenly 18" on Earth and can legally bang said judge?

Same! I think I figured out that bullshit right around the same time I figured out that going to church was bullshit.

I also loved Piers when I was a kid! And then I thought about it as I got older and realized, man, he really obsesses over girls’ panties, and the wearing or not-wearing of them. Remember the series where all the women wear diapers? And wearing clothing without them is highly erotic? Long, loving sequences devoted to…

I HATE hearing people use “young lady,” it just always seems belittling and demeaning...because IT IS. The only people who should be referred to as young ladies are 10-year old girls. And maybe not even them.

That stuck out to me, too! Like, really? You are really explaining Fashion Week to a fashion magazine right now? Is this mansplaining or just plain assholesplaining?

Oh damn I just commented the same thing! Like, geez guys, way to be super professional ‘n whatevers.

I’m sorry but I have to point out: what is up with the crazy amount of wrinkles in that red gown? Did they not have a steamer on set? Super profesh, Washington Life magazine.

Well, she does wear the world’s shortiest skirts.

Me too! I was vaguely more sad than I thought I’d be.

Same. I actually kinda hated her that last season on network and when they announced the move to Hulu I was like, “Why?” Who even wants to watch this anymore? It’s completely different and the cute, appealing characters are all bitter and shitty and mean.

Yes. 100%

And his singing. SO BAD. So, so, so, so, so, so sososososososossoooooo bad.

The second thing—I just mean that usually it’s one person “being okay” with the other banging around until they get sick of it.

Although open relationships can and certainly do work for some people, in my opinion (and observed experience), at least 90% open relationships are really just sanctioned cheating.

They did and it’s tuuuuuurrrrrrible. Why is it so much harder to read than Jez? Why does it look like such shit? I haven’t even tried to merge my accounts yet.

Right!? I can add almost all of the 80s teenager movie and The Goonies to that list. (I was born in ‘77 but we didn’t watch those movies at home, and nothing is worse than teenage/kid nonsense when you’re an adult).

I know! And the implied “Love this and if you don’t you are rejecting me personally for eternity” shit that goes along with it.

SAME! I have zero interest in the Star Wars movies but mostly keep quiet about it because I don’t want to have to endure a bunch of forced watchings by well-meaning friends.

No real suggestions other than to be careful, but...I’m in Austin, too! Hi fellow sane person!