RAGE SCREAM

You can even hear him say, “Yep” as he brings up his hand. Like oh yeah, hand over heart. Right.

DONALD DOESN’T HUG.

Same. I’ve never wished death upon anybody before, but now...

The heartlessness of these people who claim to be “Christians” never ceases to astound me.

:( Yup.

Is it incompetence, or the fact that some of the Repubs actually seem to have a conscience and/or a spine, and don’t want to vote for it? Because it’s wrong? Or at the very least, because they realize they’ll lose voters?

There was also the town of Nicodemus, in Kansas.

Me too, same break and everything! I toughed it out for a while by figuring out a way to hold the arm and open it so the whole thing would work, but it didn’t last long. RIP, flip phone.

I have an ex I call Stupid Sean. One guess as to why.

Seans are right out, too.

Yep. 1) Never leave the house 2) If you must leave the house, wear a helmet.

That was the part that jumped out at me, too! Like, she really did that? And then TOLD people about it? And expected sympathy, for some deluded-ass reason? COME ON.

Is it weird that while I’m ogling him I’m also thinking, “Oh boy I hope he puts some shoes on before he starts up that motor.” I’m so nervous for his naked feet!

YES! I was hoping that the Alamo accommodates and am so, so happy they do. (I live in Austin and am not HOH but I’m also not a monster and am glad that everybody can watch movies at Alamo)

That’s just insult added to injury.

Who is that model? Is he famous? Is he a member of one of the most famous and rich families in the world? If he’s a normal model and not a member of one of the richest and most famous families in the world then yes, he does get a pass. She did not need the money she got paid for this ad and could have bailed as soon…

It’s been, like, less than a week.

I wish I could star this more than once.

It’s not like she needs the money. So she’s either very tone-deaf, extremely greedy, or just so out of touch she didn’t think it would be a problem. Either way, she and the company deserve every piece of the shitstorm they’re getting.