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I’m beginning to wonder if they’ve even told him where Camp David IS.

I wish I could give you a thousand stars for how accurate your whole comment is, but most especially this part:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! HOW? WHY????????

Oh my god, that’s only an hour away from where I grew up. It’s...surprisingly racist there, despite the “East Coast Elite” impression people elsewhere have of the area. One of my nephews just got a tattoo with the Confederate flag on it. :(

Oh yeah. Except they’ll just be calling him “That N-Word” by then.

Ugh, I’m familiar with that guy. :( I’m so sorry for that woman—and for you! It galls me how men are able to do this shit and we can do almost nothing about it. And YOU KNOW he would’ve pitched a fit when she rejected him.

And these same dummies will be screaming 20 years later when their kids are born with flippers or 6 eyes or whatever mutation happens because of all the toxic stuff in the water. “Why didn’t the government stop them from dumping in our water!?!?!”

Next time this happens, beckon her over to sit by you. Why should we have to be polite to an asshole like that who was clearly trying to get something from her? Fuck that, tell her she can come sit by you next time and screw appearing to be rude. HE was the rude one.

Those are the people we should all be worried about. Because they truly need a book of rules and an Angry Sky Daddy to appease to ensure that they are good people. They can’t figure out how not to be awful without all that?

This is the best summation of this attitude that I’ve ever read. Thank you!

If only they could’ve brought in 29 jobs...

Aw! So, so cute. I love going to sleep to kitty purrs, too. He’s a quiet purr-er so it’s subtle but still very cute.

Aw, sweet baby!

Every night when it’s time for bed, I read for a bit and then settle in to sleep. At that moment my cat joins me, curling up in my left arm so that his head is resting on my shoulder and I have to put my arm around him and this is how we sleep until I start moving in the night. Adorable and wonderful. :D

I figured! That’s great, just another example of bad grammar and nonsensical thinking.

Because THEY ARE STUPID. Straight up just dumbasses who vote against their own best interests and possibly remember nothing taught to them after middle school.

Good. They should be. Hopefully they’ll learn from this.

“May you come of this?” What does that mean?

60 years? Where the fuck did that figure come from? But oh yeah, right, these are the people who are mad that Obama “didn’t do anything” on 9/11.