Oh my god, this is the most wonderful and true thing I’ve ever seen.

This is satire, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she said just this sort of thing behind closed doors.

Hey, but you can also be an asshole in their world! The problem is that dicks fuck both pussies and assholes, and dicks have respect for neither.

Same! I’m single and live alone and regularly stay up waaayyy too late. Why not?

I expect HBO’s CEO of Tits is already on top of that.

“$300? Once? Oh boy, I’m gonna go buy me a hammock!”

BINGO

Same. If I have to get somewhere quickly, it’s a firm-stepping powerwalk. Running can go fuck itself.

PREACH about halter tops! Why does every damn bathing suit have them? Come on, it’s an instant head and neck ache all day!

She also has a great line about using a redneck-to-english dictionary to decipher racial slurs. Go, Margaret! 

Her stories of her mother are hi-larious!

WHAAAAATTT?!?!?!!? (angry face emoji) (head explode gif)

Good. Let’s hope they remember this next voting cycle and act accordingly.

Do you think he takes the makeup off every night? Or does he just leave it on and let it pile up?

So...he has to always be holding up the one side? And why did he not bother to remove the tag before leaving the house? I have so many questions.

Also, “Casey is my friend and I can’t believe he’d do anything gross or shitty to women, so therefore it didn’t happen. The end and stop talking about it.”

I wish I could star this a hundred thousand times! Why, WHY is it so hard to just be respectful of other people???

Yeah! I hope she’s working today.

Everything she said and did was the most entertaining thing, ever.

They suddenly have a ton of money and the power that comes along with it. Their whole lives they’ve been shitheels but finally now they can take it out on other people. I honestly don’t know how somebody can live with themselves after saying something like that.