Excellent! Well done.

I always freeze. :( How do you train yourself not to do that?

I use cromulent and embiggen in my every day speech. I say both so much that friends and coworkers now use them too. :D

I expect it, too! I mean come on, people. Time and place.

UGH. No.

I think you might want to consider shortening that question to:

ME TOO!!!

These...are not pork chops? Oh god.

Born in late seventies, lived in a trailer outside a small east coast town. If I made the honor roll I got to decide what restaurant we went to for our Friday night dinner out. This was the only time we ever went out to eat, and I can count the number of times I went to a movie during my entire childhood on one hand.…

Wow, really? I’m so glad I’m not the only one! This actually makes me really happy.

Other people have been saying that everybody’s asymmetrical, and they’re right. Don’t feel so bad, please! My right boob is noticeably larger than my left, and I have polled all of my friends on this subject. All the girls have one bigger tit, and the guys have one ball that hangs lower/is larger than the other. My…

He’ll just think we’re all saying, “Boo-urns.”

What? Not back til April? Nooooooooooooooo!

Oh, I know! I’ve read the horror stories about how they aren’t fed and then just have copious amounts of booze around, producers nudging them this way and that for drama...it would all make me pretty crazy.

That’s true. I mean, they come in unhinged, before being fed gallons and gallons of booze. What are they like after?

Oh yeah, that’s right! It was the end of an era, there were no more of those kinds of shows like that. Stupid Megan.

I feel the same way and am weirdly...torn. I thought we already had the most embarrassing and stupid president. Little did I know how low we could sink!

GOOD. Baby steps back towards sanity. Fingers crossed.

God, I loved that show so much! Such delightful garbage. So many dumb-dumb blondes. Remember that one that “did benefits for retarded dogs?” (Don’t get mad at me, friends, that’s how she said it!)

This is the first thing anybody has said that has legit made me miss cable and the wonderful marathons of amazing garbage. I loved New York and every show she was on!