That sucks! My recommendation is to stay only a short time and just walk away when people start spouting crazy talk. Just get up and leave. It will help preserve your sanity.

I think some of these creeps go for the girls who try to hide themselves. I think these men know the girls will hardly believe it even happened to them because “nobody else is attracted to me, so nobody would assault me, so it didn’t happen.” Ugh.

Ghost tours maybe? Most larger cities have something like that, especially around this time of year.

Seriously, if this incident had been recorded in her books, he’d have said something like, “You know, I just grab them in their down-there.”

His sense of aesthetics is simply, “More. More! MORE!!!!!”

It worked on Project Runway this season:

MOAR! MOAR LEAKS!!! RELEASE EVERYTHING!!!!!!

I hope he does. Not because I wish violence on Hills or anybody else, but because I want him to go absolutely frothing rage-out nutsballs on national tv. I want to see him lose his fuckin’ taters LIVE in front of the whole nation, just absolutely scream and cry and maybe even advance on her menacingly.

So, he’s basically this guy:

Well done! I must remember it.

I starred your comment simply for repeating it.

First thing I thought of.

I mean, I think I’d have to restrain myself from yelling, “YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS, TROGLODYTE!” or some similar. Yuck! What the hell is wrong with people??

omg that gif. is everything.

GOD, she would have been amazing to watch on reality tv!

Samesies!

Yesss hell yess I remember this! Ah, Zsa Zsa.

I have an entire repertoire of silly voices for each font. I feel your passion.

And then he’ll just abandon it, and it’ll eventually become a ghost-filled falling-down wreck, a blight on the city.

YEAH!