I get a little misty eyed reminiscing about only being embarrassed of the president. Rather than horrified, disgusted, or acutely cheek-burningly ashamed, as I will feel should Trump get elected..

“Heh, heh, you’re a spinner! You know what that means? Here, let me sit down and demonstrate.”

That book was so good/depressing.

Ugh. Creepy, disappointing, and sad. Why do people have to be like this?

I feel like I’m...dangerously close to that.

I have a long haired cat as well and I spend all of my time at home picking hair out of my eyes, nose, and mouth. Also brushing him and lint rolling my clothes and vacuuming. How does she ever leave the house??

I just said the same in another comment, you fleshed it out way better. Ugh, these people! What the ever-loving hell is wrong with them?

And also, is this “person” further implying that a black girl can’t also be innocent?

You ever hear the term “rictus grin?” That’s what ol’ Trumpy has here. Hills has a big, wide, REAL, actual human smile and he’s there just struggling to push his face muscles into something approximating a smile.

Yay! I’m going to teleport myself there now.

I would be so sad to have to go gluten free. One of my favorite dinners I try not to eat too often is a baguette with Boursin cheese spread on it. Usually I only eat half of it in one night.

That’s awesome!!

Can I come sit at your grandma’s side and listen to her wisdom for the rest of forever?

High five for crack-tripping! I do that so, so often, and only when I’m feeling super cute or am in front of hot guys.

The guilt, though! How does it make you feel such terrible guilt?

THAT IS WONDERFUL NEWS!!!!! Thank you!

Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all!

Bandit Burt is the best Burt.

Whaa-a-a-aaat? Shudder.

Like...single teeth? Or dentures? Either way, that is a lot of teeth.