Yes but why is there also a belt? Holding up spandex? That clearly doesn’t need a belt?

YUP. THIS ALL DAY.

I have never once had the inclination to move in with a boyfriend because I LOVE LIVING ALONE! I dated a guy for 5 years and we never discussed it because he knew I wasn’t interested in living together (and neither was he). I love doing whatever the hell I want whenever the hell I want and nobody is going to change…

It would’ve been sad if it weren’t so infuriating.

I HATED THAT GUY! I remember because as he was saying this shit, I was screaming at the tv what he really meant. Which was, “You’re fat. Wow you’re fat. Didn’t anybody ever tell you in your whole life that you’re fat before? You shouldn’t be fat.” *turns to her friend* “Did you know she’s fat?”

I totally, totally get it. :)

What did you think of those? I LOVED the first one, really enjoyed the second one, and couldn’t stand the third.

I HOPE A LOT OF THEM.

Agreed! I don’t love a cash bar but please at least tell me when it’s happening. I’m one of those people who live on cards only and get cash once a week when I go see music and never have it otherwise. So at a cash bar I’m pretty boned unless I thought ahead.

Good call on your part. It’s hard to end long friendships like that but once you realize your buddy is an asshole, it’s best to just end it. I’ve done it before and it was hard so kudos to you.

Is it wrong that I wish that was a real email address?

Yeah, double it and now we’re closer to reality.

Did she even read the books?

I feel your last comment most especially. I was kind of waiting for something gross to happen and was SO GLAD it never did. He just kept being a good guy. What a novel concept.

Agreed! And boy howdy those RR books. What a number they did on the feelings.

I like to think so :)

I never could get those damn lefty scissors to work. I just use them right handed. And some tools, although my fine motor precision is better on the left.

THEY HAVE THOSE?

Oh no! That is awful!!

Oh yeah! Yeah! I’m so glad to be in good company.