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And, “you have Father’s Day and Mother’s Day, when is Kid’s Day?”

So adorable.

Did you see his episode? I was so weirdly proud!

Me too!

That is seriously my very favorite episode. I always wanted them to get together, too, and I was endlessly curious about young Ripper.

My favorite episode!

Me too! I’ve always been very curious where they come from. Like, does Getty carry a bunch of photos with the keyword “aborted fetus?”

Can you post that picture? P.S. I live in Austin, too. Sane people in Texas, unite!

Me too! It happens SO frequently.

Thank god you didn’t get that job, you would have had to work with a completely unhinged, clock-watching MEGABITCH.

Yeah, the “mistake” this girl is referring to is her mistaken judgement that everybody else would enjoy her mean girl bullshit.

Second! I don’t need the silent judgement I know is happening. You can feel that shit, you know?

I’m feeling your comment so hard right now. I feel the exact same way, and yesterday marked 2 years since my Mom passed. Fuck everything right now.

Ohmygod, that face! Such sweet, many adorable.

So interesting! I’d never thought about that before, but you’re right. Also: ick.

I told my friends, “If I was a film critic, I’d call it a ‘rollicking good romp.’ Because that’s what it was! A fun, popcorn, summer movie that just happens to feature vagina-havers kicking ass. Wonderful.

That’s what stupid people say when they’re overmatched in an argument. “Well I just wanted to rile you up and it worked! Hah! I am the best!” Whatever, dummy.

I got so excited for Kate McKinnon kicking so much ass during her final fight scene! Like, I got excited for the person getting to act that fucking amazing scene. So, so good.

I fell asleep during Prometheus. I think it was the right move.

Aw, that sucks. Mostly I just like that gif.