The Rock is everything.

Me too! Wasteful fucks.

Great! That is so good to know, thank you! Of course buying online does mean missing out on tasty, fancy hors d’oeuvres.

You’re right! They were like that. Does Pampered Chef even still exist?

My family had a pizza stone from there that was the jam. Until it got broken, it was the best! Plus I will for real go to almost any party featuring fancy hors d’oeuvres.

Yes, wasn’t it $2 of every $100 the employees earn goes to the taxes? How is that even legal?

“How does helping people actually help anything? Let’s build a 100 million dollar monument to our own stupidity and charge people to see it. That’ll help them more than actually helping them would.”

It’s so dumb it actually makes me splutter with exasperation. Like, I can’t believe that someone who thinks that also has the brain capacity to wipe their ass, drive a car, vote for president, etc.

More....more, please! That was beautiful to read.

Yes. That is exactly what it is, except people now for some reason refuse to believe they’re having sales parties and instead insist that it’s a “well-being” party or some shit.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT

I HATE IT, TOO!!! And of course the one time, ONE TIME I actually tried to go for a dig, I fell and broke the ever-lovin’ shit out of my ankle. And I could never get a damn serve over the net. Fuck volleyball.

What? What? WHAAAAT?!!?!? is this? Oh now I know what I’m doing all day today/thanks.

Maybe you could make tabouli with the leftovers? Ya have to really like parsley, though.

Saffy: “Do you like them?”

“Men don’t pass up sex because of pubic hair. “ Sorry, but yes they do refuse.

I believe that’s the not-so-subtle message here.

Deep, deep misogyny.

Yes, and it was especially heartbreaking because what he said to her (and her friend) was, “You know you’re fat, right? You’re so fat I can’t design anything for you. You’re too fat.” *looks at her friend* “Did you notice your friend is fat? Why didn’t you tell her that she’s so fat? Fat, fat, fatty fat fat.”

Me too!!