Ick. One of my friends calls her bf daddy occasionally and I repress vomit every time.

Marie Claire and Allure are my go-to magazines when flying. I don’t know why but those are the first two I buy. I have never been able to finish a Vogue article, even when it’s about people I’m actually interested in.

Very true! I was appalled by the bullying of Marcel during his season, which was so high school and violent that it turned me off of all the other contestants forever. I’m sure he was annoying but the head shaving incident was over the top. They should have stopped the whole season right there.

Yaassssss I remember that one! He is just insufferable. At this point, I’m not sure who the contestants hate more—Aspirinio or Marcel (who I also really liked).

I just want to watch him sip wine, act prissy, and irritate every other person in the room. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK???

ME TOO!!

God, I just loved it when Willow went evil.

A 2x4 is also a dead ringer for Swinton.

...or candy.

Good point, and absolutely true.

In the 1890s? I don’t really think so.

Plus, people WORKED HARD for their food back then. The only way you could get the meager amount of food you had ready to eat was to grind the wheat into flour, knead the dough for forever, then let’s not forget how difficult butter churning is, but oh you also have to milk the cows to get the milk, and pluck the…

No fucks! And now he is my hero.

Barack goes to the White Horse and complains that it smells like vomit.

To answer your questions: yes, yes, and yes. :(

“The outside world noticed and is paying attention to us now, so we’re going to fall back on the age-old excuse of not knowing we shouldn’t treat people like chattel and allow their father to advertise them as such. Whoopsie-daisy! Please stop looking at us now so we can go back to business as usual.”

Seriously that was my thought reading this. RUN, girl, RUN!

A friend of mine made me that in needlepoint for my birthday. It hangs in my office where I can gaze upon its majesty erry damn day. I hope you get yours!

I HATE THAT AND YOU ARE CORRECT TO QUIETLY RAGE

I like your style.