THAT SOUNDS AMAZING

I have to ask, what is hull corn soup? The rest of the menu sounds awesome! (Also what is tatot hot dish?)

I think I just get the bad luck there or something, because it’s happened every time I go. Once I ordered something with limes, I think a mojito, and the glass was literally full of key limes. No joke, I think they had about 10 halved limes up in there. WTF?

REEEEGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was praying someone would post this so I wouldn’t have to go find the image. Thank you.

I HATE TAKOBA SO MUCH. Never, not once, ever, have I had an enjoyable meal or drink there.

Due to making a movie and not having time for anything, I decided to try an Iron Chef America Box Dinner (tm).

I know, it’s been years since I watched it! And yet, I didn’t even have to watch the clip to remember the dialogue. Guess I know what’s happening tonight!

AWESOME. AWESOME TO THE MAX!

Go watch PCU right now. Seriously stop everything and do it! And then blow me where the pampers is.

OMG, Rax! I thought I was the only person who remembered those.

I was guessing Fonda San Miguel, but maybe not...

No, never. I can practically guarantee it. Why these assholes think it’s okay is beyond me.

No joke, first time I saw this movie I thought she was saying, “Full of grease” the whole time and was really confused.

I think they do, too! It pisses me off because, dammit, not only are we basically forced to put up with this garbage, but then our damned brains don’t even come up with a mean response fast enough!

I understand, really. In the moment you’re like, “did that just happen?” and it takes so long to process that it did that your chance to respond passes. I like to think I’d have something good locked and loaded for this sort of occasion but truthfully I’d probably just stand there sputtering. Also ugh on the…

Cool Runnings FTW!

Alternate response: Turn to the one who said that and say loudly, “WHY? ARE YOU INTENDING TO RAPE ME RIGHT NOW? ALL OF YOU? ARE ALL OF YOU GOING TO RAPE ME RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?”

Yessssssssssyesyesyesyes! I love you!

I hope your pronounce it, “de Mo-NAY.”