“But every time they’re photographed with him, a story gets made out of it that rehashes the whole mess, and it’s painful for everyone.”

ME TOO! I also will eat bread that has mold on it (after taking off the moldy parts, natch), and just yesterday finished something I made 9 days ago. We have found each other, our people.

They make little tiny eyebrow razor things that sell at CVS/Walgreens for very little. Also tiny electric razors, too! Both of which I have and are great. No more crying and sneezing after plucking.

You are on FIRE today!

Yep, that was me. One week, once. It’s fine, not complaining, but it fucking blew my mind when I realized some people went for the whole summer. The whole summer!

Seriously. I got to go to one week of Girl Scouts summer camp one time. And that was really stretching it for my folks.

Every time I see this gif, it makes me happier than I’ve ever been.

How about, “We’re the cops and you’re not.”

My last shopping list was literally this, copy/pasted from my calendar:

That was beautiful.

Susur Lee? Have you SEEN him??!

Yes! I’ve read that story. I believe the nice girl also had gold coins falling from her lips as well.

Especially anytime his “Ripper” personality came out. Rawr.

Blerrrrrrrrrrrgh

Well, and why did the advocate film them? What possible reason did he actually have other than to be a straight dick? Would the company have even known it happened if he hadn’t filmed and posted it?

No. “Underpants” is worse. Moist underpants.

I lived near Antietam Battlefield, spent many field trips there. I thought it felt the same way...momentous, maybe?

I was disappointed because it seemed like 85% gift shop, 10% miniature tableau, 5% flags.

THANK GOD. I WAS WORRIED I WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO BUY THAT SWEET HOT DOG COOKER/BUN WARMER.

I’ll hazard a guess and say those sappy songs are mostly written by dudes. Because they can’t imagine what a woman would have to talk (sing) about if it wasn’t heartbreak.