Right? And then, of course, the syntax rub off on you and then you all cookiecookiecookie all the rest of day.

Thank you for linking it, it was a pleasure to read again! For the writing style. The actual message made me sad because it’s so true.

Oh, so they were just miserable assholes determined to make everybody else’s lives as miserable as theirs. Got it.

Cookie Monster still comments there! And makes me laugh every. single. time.

Damn! Well, it’s up to you to start something, I reckon.

God, I fucking love that spicy McChicken so, so much.

Please, please tell me the Seward Cafe is pronounced C-word.

At least we can agree: Otter Pops are delicious. Especially red. Fuck the green ones!

Oh! Duh, sorry. :)

HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!?!?!!?!?!?!?????????

No, it’s a color. I’ve never asked for a cherry Otterpop (are they supposed to be cherry?) or grape, it’s always red or purple or green. Like those lil’ hug barrel-shaped drinks we had when we were kids.

Spring only, the heat is too much for them and they die off after it gets hot.

HOT

OMG

I don’t often experience shoe avarice, but when I do...

I always, ALWAYS break out using anything with sunscreen. Even moisturizer! This is the only thing I have found that doesn’t make me zit up like I’m 14 again:

I always, ALWAYS break out using anything with sunscreen. Even moisturizer! This is the only thing I have found that…

But science is real and miracles are not.

NUH UH. Box mix? Seriously?! He gets on people SO HARD for that on his show!

I love you guys!

I always suspected Ron Ben Israel might be a huge asshat. His supercilious condescension is noticeable from my television, can only imagine how it gets heightened in person.