Per usual, Israel has responded with indiscriminate bombing.

Who hurt you, starcrunch?

Oh, right. Because segregation in northern cities, specifically the Boston metro area, isn’t a thing.

I used to feel bad that Len Bias died. Now I blame New England fans for the War on Drugs.

The Patriots’ odiousness is universal and transcends football.

Only partially related to this post. Diana, I pretty much only read dick jokes and un-original Deadspin comments at this point, but thanks for being a real journalist in the time we need it more than ever. You’re one of the best out there.

The guy did his time, seems remorseful, has been an advocate against dog fighting, and a good citizen. He’s paid for his sins, what more do you want?

Great work by you and Moskovitz keeping the light on these cockroaches.

Then you are not as liberal as they come. You’re not that liberal at all, actually.

BREAKING: Management thinks spending money on labour is bad

Yes, that’s about as liberal as they come. And that’s the kind of thing that makes the left really not too fond of liberals. Kindly and promptly fuck all of the way off.

that white girl wanted to know

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

This is how the Trump administration will put over the dismantling of American civil society for the next four years: by banking on whipped, boot-licking reporters so committed to the performance of empty impartiality and the maintenance of access

I mean, do you really not know the answer to that question?

I’m ready for the fucking meteor.

I loathe Trump and his administration but I have to point out how refreshing it is to see him and other people at that level of government going without the American Flag lapel pins.

What? Hardee’s fries are my favorite fast food fries. Well.. maybe second to Checkers but they’re up there.

I’ve always wondered about the phenomenon of so many meme images having glaring misspellings. Is it intentional and I’m just being subtly trolled?

Probably because it’s the greatest basketball game ever made, right alongside NBA Street Vol. 2.