To be fair, there’s probably no better way to recognize the steroid era than firing blanks.

Bet you $1000 dollars his letter he sent was in Comic Sans.

MLB and the Hall of Fame have ruled on the Steroid Era! All of those records are official and every player appears on the ballot (unlike Pete Rose). They also just elected Bud F’n Selig. If that isn’t a tacit endorsement to not hold the Steroid Era against anyone I don’t know what is. Enough with this grandstanding…

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

I’m gonna have to stop you right there because that finale was utter shit.

Great expectations, ruthlessly shattered. And worst of all, Rhode Island has asked him to shift from linebacker to nickleby.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

#woke

You’re renting your TV from a different Aaron.

Not a chance. Dallas had almost no defenestration yesterday.

There are way easier ways to find dick pics on the internet.

Lol, you admitted to watching PTI every day.

The last Crosby to make a duo on The Road was also full of Hope.

Honestly, even though I’m here reading this and chatting about it, I hope we don’t hear both sides of it. It’s none of our business, and I hope it never becomes enough of an issue for Rodgers that he feels he has to discuss it.

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When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

“Listen, I know you guys are upset, but let me tell you, I know what a pick looks like.”

You can always tell where on its lifespan a fad, like a dance, is at by when some white kid from a place like Milwaukee does it unironically.

Just another straight white male bracing for a lifetime of oppression.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.