Pedantry alert

You forgot “scrappy” “grit” and “hustle”, but otherwise decent effort at hitting all the usual marks.

The image I have is the two of them sitting on a couch with empty Natty Lights throughout the room and “Turn the Page” droning on in the background.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

Other than that, how did you enjoy the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

He went Red Ross on her.

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

Here’s what I’d like to know. Are you one guy with a dozen accounts? Or one of a dozen guys who write the same comment? In other words, are you A) crazy or B) unusually petty?

“Introducing our 500 Foot measuring tape, made of the finest malleable silver, in a handsome chestnut case. Great for exact placement of our ultra rare southern Mongolian bamboo yard set, or in my case, proximity to elementary schools.”

Must Peep Highlight Alert

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

More like Kansas Shitty, amirite?

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

“Liberty...nation’s largest private Christian university.”

So long as it doesn’t prevent you from rooting for John Daly, it’s acceptable.

Aren’t we all?

I mean..