It would be great.

Sometimes I want to do 40mph in second gear.

I honestly love comic books, but if I smiled like that kid when I read one, I'd be committed.

11 tips? That's not an inventory. I call shenanigans.

If you seen the movie Kick-Ass, his work is like that with some occasional nasty misogyny.

I also so think it could be great, just as long as it's no more than 45 minutes long.

The "I know you are, but what am I" defence.

On the other hand, if you can convert just one Little Monster, it will all be worth it.

Hats off to Big Issues. Like many, I've felt this site has declined some in recent years, but this segment is great.

If she's a "family friend" it might be hard to avoid her without arousing suspicion.

Good lord, how many erotica writers do we have here? (at least one other former commenter had a literotica account.)

"I know I'm writing to a gay sex columnist, but I'm totally straight, bucko, so don't get your hopes up."

"I'm overweight and have no sex. I don't know why I'm depressed."

If my wife ever stops wanting sex and I get caught cheating, my first line of defence will be, "Well, Dan told me to."

Johnny Depp was recently spotted at a local Foo Fighters gig. Of course he was wearing full pirate regalia. It's good to see method acting lives on.

The good news is I could actually dance like that, but unfortunately i doubt I'd be inclined without a gut full of drugs.

"Is back" isn't the term I'd use. I love GF, but Jesus Christ I hate the scheduling.

His early comic work is great also.

The TI is too much for me also, and comes up at an inconvenient time. I have high hopes that this page will end up being one with plenty of commenter recommendations.

Only Streaky the Supercat had a more superfluous cape.