come for the loot, stay for the Oh Goddammit!

1. becoming an at-home parent in support of spouse's academic career
2. moving to places where my skills aren't relevant
3. living indoors

Nothing says "you're under arrest" like a back-flip.

Supernatural is the new Bones

Four dates in the UK this fall, but show times are too late to get my kid home at a reasonable hour. Seems cruel to go without her but I'm still thinking about it.

Sounds like your hour was better spent than ours.

Starting with the day she did her fucking job once and Palmer decided she was indispensable.

See you next year? That depends; you reviewing any shows that aren't The Strain?

Everything is alright when you're down.

Maybe he just meant his agent offered to go get him the part and he said don't bother.

Nothing against Nicholas Cage, but I don't believe a word of this.

The problem with Cam was always that she was there to be used by Julia. Stephenson may have been trying to make a point about more interesting people being turned into pets by less interesting ones, but it's pretty unclear.

Damn, I live in Britain, so now I'm doing it wrong twice.

Unless you're going to date one of your exes your past practice is of limited use anyway. It's like studying for a history test by trying to remember all the math tests you took. In this context there is no such thing as "women" or "dating;" just the woman in front of you that you might want to date, and what that…

Wait, are we talking about rabbit now?

Yeah, I like analog as much as the next person, but if you're recording digital TV what's the point? Might as well be recording CDs to an 8-track tape.

Also, they smashed looms with a preference to the types they had used themselves (i.e. symbols of their own exploitation) rather than seeking out the most advanced ones.

Or when the Church of the Subgenius had ad time on MTV.

He's young and probably not that experienced yet. One day he'll remember that time he said no to a pill and let out a pitious howl.

That performance of Inca Roads is one of my favorite Zappa tracks.