I did some digging and found some of the interview transcript - here it is:

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

January 3, 1990

Said every Miller drinker, ever.

Poor little hobbit hasn’t had any steady work since Wilfred ended. It’s hard to see him like this.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

Stories like this convince me there are others involved, possibly a pedophile ring. Sandusky was enabled by so many, there has to be more abusers and victims.

Between this and people abusing/misusing Pokemon Go, I’m starting to wonder if people can be trusted with... well shit I’ve been thinking that for years.

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

Henceforth, leaving cars and coffee events in such a demure fashion will be referred to as doing a “DeMuro”.

White privilege

And just to prove their superiority they’re going to achieve all this with the entire motor, control and battery pack mounted behind the back axle....

glad to see there’s still plenty of good-ass kinja to be had round these parts

A racist, a cheater, a misogynist, and a douchebag walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, Mr. Trump, we’re closed.”

Who needs a truck?

This show gonna make Skip Bayless look like Noam Chomsky

Why did they have to preface the fact she's gay by her accomplishments? So if she was a B average student and smoked weed with diesel mamas on the weekends, she wouldn't be worth it?

Maybe he was under extreme Burress.