Accidentally clicked through your comment, but was able to retrieve it by swiping back, and to the left.

I can understand his impression of the JFK portrait. The popular image of him is pretty messy.

According to FiveThirtyEight intern Kyle Wagner

They actually have cat converters there.

Not exactly how I’d like to end up with a blower in my lap.

This is a Jeep addiction, David. This started out as a “simple garage” in 1945. You have a ways to go.

Her instagram account is full of pics from the commencement, highlighting students of color graduating today!

Wife Swap:White House Edition.

You can police every aspect of your speech, you can wear the right things, you can get all the degrees and expertise, you can write the most fucking eloquent and heartbreaking courtroom statement and still there are men who will not hear you because they just don’t listen to women.

They have outside seating.

I just assume that everyone in Florida is committing some sort of crime.

Don’t watch this if you’re Gordon Gund, either.

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”

Things that are equally painful but take less than an hour:

More like it.

He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to “alive.”

For the poor man.

People need to stop starting their posts with, “People need to...".