You are dumb bud.

Imported this 1991 Mini from Japan for my wife as a 6th year anniversary present. 

Newer Minis are just too damn big.

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

In order of purchases:
2009 Dodge Caliber SRT4 | Cincinnati to Chicago
2005 Chevy Colorado 5Spd Crew Cab | Cincy to Balitmore MD
2010 Mini Cooper John Cooper Works (for wife) | Cincy to Chicago
2009 Jetta Sportwagen TDI | Cincy to Victor NY
2012 Jetta Sportwagen TDI | Cincy to Morristown NJ
2011 Touareg TDI | Cincy to…