I am glad to see the cross-collaboration between the The Onion and Deadspin includes the headline writers.

Scrambled nothin’. You know these asshats have had these verses in reserve for their own defense.

Seven would like to share this miserable, soggy rope with you. He also wants to ask if we can move out of the grays?

Sorry, misread your question. What was meant by the turn of phrase is that if the pair works together trading pulls at the front, then they share the burden. You’ll often see someone refusing to pull through on breaks, and that usually spells the end of the valiant efforts.

Yes, aerodynamics (or drafting) are huge. Anecdotally, the trailing rider works about 1/3 less than the leader. It’s the whole reason that cycling is a team sport; Domestiques do all the early work to keep the leaders out of the wind.

OK, ignore the fact that Steve Bannon is a sack of shit and look at the story on it’s merits...

As someone who lives in the non-profit world and has to thank (grovel) several of the foundations on your top 50 list, I think you are missing one of the key problems with relying on foundations for public good; the foundation’s goals can change on a whim and service providers have to follow suit. Many foundations are…

And here I thought the story was about the girl all the way to the right who seems to have the lower body of Manute Bol.

“Sweep the Leg, Grayson” just doesn’t roll off the tongue.

No way, whistle pigs are our State animal.

He didn’t choose to be a Satanist, his parents naming him Lucien Greaves did.

Seriously, when all others are just phoning it in, why wouldn’t he still be?

Papa was Rodeo at number one or the list is bullshit.

Tony DeBoef used to be my business’s lawyer. We always joked that he needed to add “better record that JoePa” to his business cards.

hopefully they cleared out in time for the punk show

One of the highlights of having bands crash at my parents’ house in Ohio was seeing my Dad (a pretty conservative child of the depression) watch PBS documentaries with Adam and shooting the shit.

I am glad to see that the spirit of Mayor Nutter is now embodied by the Dept of Public Works http://www.phillymag.com/news/2015/05/1…

I asked my wife this (mine is the Iran hostage crisis) and she threw out Jimmy Carter being attacked by the rabbit. She’s from about 10 miles from where that happened and I could see it being the biggest event to a little kid.