You probably shouldn't drive either; people die in those things. Or ride a bicycle, or play golf.

Jason can you please tag Motorcycle Safety Foundation in stories like this as well as a reminder to riders to please, gear up.

Dress for the slide, not the ride. All the gear, all the time.

Armor very much helped save my life and also made recovery when the inevitable motorist did hit me all that much faster.

Unfortunatel…

Just take the MSF course and get a 250 to start and you'll be fine. Just like you wouldn't jump in a viper without ever having had a drivers license and not knowing how to drive a stick, you shouldn't get on a sportbike (which accelerates faster than the viper) without having learned properly.

Beyond that, motorcycles…

There's nothing wrong with riding a motorcycle. You just have to be smart and careful about it. Be aware of your surroundings, traffic and ride like you're invisible, in other words, never assume the other drivers can see you.

(1) Fuck that dog.

When you're buying a driverless car you're doing so with the assumption that it will make the same decisions you would in most if not all situations. No matter how noble you think you are, human instinct is going to have you immediately react to do whatever is necessary to save your life, so the car should respond in…

"All of them!"

A sad reminder that we're not just a bunch of 1's and 0's out there, but real flesh and blood. Be excellent to one another. RIP.

BEST WORST SPOKESMAN EVER.

THE F-35 IS A HUGE WASTE OF MONEY AND SUCKS TOTAL... hey... wait a minute...

This is possibly the only time I though he was actually being honest.

Going 110 percent in a car that is a shit box is better than going 10 percent in a supercar.

Happiness is behind the wheel of a car. A $500 car, or a $5,000,000 car.

Slow car fast > fast car slow.

If you have the means, Raph highly recommends not picking one up.

Fuck them and their nostalgia for the years when this not-at-all groundbreaking car.

10. Chrysler Sebring

whothefuckisthatcreepyface?