I know people joke about that, but I really, really hope it is not true.  

If you’re going to put it on the internet, nowadays you have to ~*curate*~ the space. Apparently the sterile hotel look is in everywhere, not just on HGTV.

The really dumb question: Why does she even need a degree? What could it possibly do for her? Why would her parents pay 500k to get her into a good school when they could put that same money toward ... idk, launching a clothing line or acting classes or some other kind of self promotion more in line with this woman’s…

You’d be surprised how many older women are on You Tube with makeup and hair tutorials.

I don’t know a more embarrassing OJ to come out of USC.

You guys know that the Garth character existed on SNL for years before the movie and the look is largely unchanged from the show, right?

I’m not sure about that. Keep in mind that Garth was a character on SNL before the movie and Spheeris was involved. It’s not impossible that Myers and Carvey created Garth specifically thinking of Spheeris, but it would have been a pretty long while before she was involved with the movie.

She HATES Mike Myers so much. I’ve read all about what a prick he was on set. Spheeris made her daughter give him a snack every day, and Myers was so difficult even about what snack he would and wouldn’t eat that her daughter was like, “What’s wrong with him?” 

srsly?

Man’s got all the money in the world and can’t manage to find better prostitutes than this?

If you’re wondering why Kraft got his rocks off at a low-rent establishment, never, ever, ever forget that the richest assholes are usually the cheapest assholes.

Odds on the following happening:

Hmm...

“We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity. Because it is a judicial matter, we will not be commenting further.”

As someone who lives in Florida, I’m convinced the media is making up half this crap. Why would Bob Kraft even get a tug job at a massage parlor in a strip mall? Couldn’t he easily fly to Russia and have prostitutes pee on a bed instead?

I sooooo cannot wait to hear the Thursday/Sunday/Monday night monologues that emerge from this. I’m sure Goodell has the finest writers on the planet twisting their brains into pretzels to figure out a narrative that has Kraft coming out squeaky clean. Guessing it will read something like this:

My exact thoughts. Then I felt like an asshole because of the whole human trafficking aspect of it, but still...the fact that it was Bob Fucking Kraft is such a beautiful thing.

The article makes the point that many of these women were there against their wills and had no choice at all.