No, I think “said this shit to make money off idiots" is better than lawyer-speak because his fan-base don't understand lawyer-speak, but they might understand that

The families claim Jones knew the claims were false but that he kept perpetuating them because it was good for his ratings, drew advertisers and made him money.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend remains the definitive anti-romcom romcom and always will be. 

I LOVE when we get definitive proof that everyone has always been exactly as dirty minded and ridiculous as we are now.

She was smart to reject that ride because he either would have killed her or tried to extort her into sexual favors to get the car back. A cop tried that shit on my sister when she was in college and got pulled over late at night.

Since when do you seize a car for expired registration? Shouldn’t that just be a ticket?

Detroit Police Chief James Craig told reporters on Thursday that he also found the post to be racially insensitive. RACIST.

it’s like a horror movie come to life.  terrifying.  

This is so viscerally frightening on every level. Stalking her from a random sighting, stranger abduction from her own home, murdering her entire family to get to her, and then extended captivity. Fucking christ. I’m so glad that the people Jayme ran to for help are decent people.

Seriously, give her the money. She's earned it and will need it.

I really need to see how much advertisers (and the businesses that pay them) benefit from this sort of nonsense.

Who could’ve imagined putting a republican former governor and Michigan State alum in charge of dealing with the fallout of a decades-long sexual abuse scandal wouldn’t have worked out?

Just fuckin fire him!  Why give this shitbag a chance to resign and control the narrative? 

Former president, future Trump administration appointee, future Fox news commentator.

As long as he’s treating his employees right and not abusing anyone, good for him.

God, Samin Nosrat is such a bright light.

There was a big scandal in the 80s when a bunch of Latinx kids in Los Angels got great SAT math scores and were accused of cheating. Many of them were forced to retake the test. Their scores held up. Google “Jaime Escalante.”

When we win according to their stacked rules, they change the rules. 

Bobby!!!!! Hi!!!!

Let’s all rub one out—or pour one out, whatever—for Eddie.