Fuck you.  Fuck you right in your fucking face.

This si why there shouldn’t be police in schools in the first place.  Why the fuck are these students being charged with crimes?  How does treating every childhood infraction as an opportunity to ensnare the child in the criminal justice system correspond with the school’s mission of educating it’s students and…

Yes! Dumplin’ is so good. Netflix did a fabulous job with the adaptation, and the book is even better if you can believe it.

Myrna and Sheldn! 

That goes a long way to explain why she always felt so relatable.

And she is infinitely cooler that Burt Reynolds, who was always smarmy and gross.

I hope her and Garry and Carrie Fisher (who I’d always heard was Penny’s best friend) are all having a big party together in the great beyond.

Me just now: “Oh no, Penny Marshall died.”

Today, there will be allowances for crying in baseball.

Milk and Pepsi

How terrible. And she was relatively young too.

She was working as a secretary to support her daughter when she got divorced, had no idea what to do with her life, moved to LA to join her brother who was just starting to achieve some success, and made a living as the plain or outright ugly girl in multiple roles - once against Farrah Fawcett - before her wit and…

Fuck. And yet Dick Cheney still lives.

“I have a strange combination of fearlessness and massive insecurity. “

The poor girl burst into tears as John Boehner was some of what an idol to her. Pretty damaging to a 16-year-old.

I liked them when I was about 13-17 and an aspiring baby intellectual. All the namedropping worked for me as an adolescent. I aspired to a life where everyone quoted philosophy at each other at dinner.   I remember going out and buying and e.e cummings book because someone quotes him. As an adult, I find the films…

I had a crush on my physics teacher when I was a senior in high school. If he had made any kind of a gesture towards me, I would have been delighted. And if I looked back on that now, I’d probably say something like, it was my choice, it was my love story, it made me who I am, and I have no regrets. That wouldn’t have…

insert “Why Not Both?” meme here.

Has an obituary ever mentioned that a man got a vasectomy in his obt. Why is birth control even a topic for examination in a person’s obt?

This made me take a sharp breath because it so perfectly encapsulates toxic workplaces.