That was my first thought!  It was one of his kill kits.

This story is true, but names have been changed to protect my password verification questions.

Years ago, I was living in an apartment with my cat Coco. We lived there happily many years, but I wanted a dog too so I bought a house with a yard. Being an old fellow, Coco was upset by the move and was especially freaked…

And her brother has a private army, so she does not have to give a single fuck about anything.  

New rule: all such “advice” needs to be vetted by someone who actually works for a living.  Think tanks are populated by trust fund babies who never have had to worry about money.  They got unpaid internships because mom and dad supported them financially during the internship. They don’t have college loan debt, and…

And he was probably making a joking reference to StepBrothers.  

Narrator: sadly, they were not fucking kidding.

I just want to burn it all the fuck down.  

I’ve got a few (distant) friends who are still harping on “no angels” and arguing Fairstein has been treated unfairly and yadda, yadda, the series is biased. Sigh.

The last few minutes of the Young Sheldon episode were better than the entire last season of Big Bang.  Young Sheldon was crying because nobody came to his Nobel Prize listening party, sure he’d never have friends.  Adult Sheldon voice over: I was wrong. Cut to young Leonard listening to the same broadcast, young…

Gotta be James, for Grampa James Hewett.  

Not every baby is cute. 

They all do

Here’s a wild idea: Go back now, resume your old life.  You’ll feel better.  We’ll feel better.  Everyone wins!

Oh please, her PR team arranged for that autograph signing session. 

Whenever you use a “free” app, YOU are the product. This goes for social media, food tracking, health tracking, even f’n meditation.  

I went to BCC for a year, and the Georgetown prep boys would never give us the time of day.  BCC was and is fairly affluent, but not elitist. 

Never forget Biden was known in Congress as Biden (D-MBNA) because he represented the credit industry far more than he did the people of Delaware.  He has a sketchy record with women other than Hill, and you can bet there will be groping scandals if he’s the nominee.  There are multiple examples of him hugging, and…

and “more than a little” batshit.

They were all charming, it’s how they were raised.

I will always be fascinated by all things Mitford.