You made a typo. It’s Eagleton, not Eagle’s Landing.

“And I was like, why can’t we get a Cheesecake Factory, or a P.F. Chang’s or a Houston’s? We have areas that have high incomes, so what’s the deal?”

“I DECLARE [SHENANIGANS]!!!!!”

PF Changs is what provincial white people think Chinese food is. Sorry...I call it like I see it. The beef lo mein is tasty, though.

Read this story with a growing sense of horror throughout at the complete disaster it’ll cause. But for me, the bit that sums it up the most is this quote from the woman who’s responsible:

It’s not about Cheesecake Factory though right, like that’s just the thing they can say in (what I will call, for lack of a better word) polite conversation.

If only there had been a good guy with a bottle of Yoohoo. 

Oh yes indeed, you should be worried sick, in fact there’s a caravan of black fake docs, thousands of ‘em, making their way to your town right now; very bad people, very bad people.

I mean, are fake Black doctors carrying fake credentials such a common occurrence that this is something people need to worry about in an emergency? These fuckers.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: these idiots are perfectly OK with racism; they just think it’s impolite for us to call them out on it.

Etiquette school. ETIQUETTE SCHOOL.

Oh, god. On behalf of the decent white women out there, the ones who think everyone ought to be able to go about their business unharassed, we’re so sorry. We hate those people. They give us a bad name.  They embolden other assholes.  They need to shut the hell up and go away, and while they’re away they need to read…

In fact, here is a short, multiple-choice quiz based on an actual story reported by W(hat)I(s)T(his)F(fuckery)

I am loosely connected to the people who made the statue originally, and I can tell you that the thing is massive, took a very long time to fabricate, and was made with great care. It’s an art piece more than anything. It is truly mind boggling that the Sabrina producers thought they could just copy the whole thing…

Unfortunately, like the film’s producers, you’ll have to settle for Liam instead!

I can’t lie, I will watch the hell out of this.  

Did I see Jennifer Saunders in a movie as mother??? OMG yes for this only

This analysis does not match the headline (although I can see why someone thought it might). I found it more feminist as it is not just a power fantasy, or pits women against women, or makes all male characters feckless, but instead uses her witchcraft coming of age as a metaphor for the real experience.

Cosign. They knew exactly who he was and what he stood for. They wanted all of this.