And chances are good the judge and/or jury will buy his “fear for my life” defense and he won’t serve any time at all.

ALERT ALERT THERE IS AN ANTIOPE BARBIE Y’ALL!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Except it didn’t work that way. You entered into a servitude contract of 5-7 years to pay for your passage, then you were free to make your way in the US.

The Chicken Heart (featuring Jell-o) was my personal favorite.

HE HAD A SPANISH FLY ROUTINE??? I had no idea. I just had the “why is there air” album.

EAT THE ICE CREAM, DIANA. No fucking shame.

Yes, yes, yes. If I was only as thin now as I was when I was a self-hating “fat” teen, I’d be deliriously happy.

In the 50's, 60s, and 70s, it was pretty openly joked about: Slipping a woman “Spanish Fly” so she wouldn’t be able to resist your advances. While there’s no such thing as Spanish Fly, getting a woman drunk or drugged in order to have sex with them wasn’t perceived as something bad, you were clever to work your way…

Confession: I still kinda bear a grudge against the guy who acted like he’d never met me through at least 4 introductions.

As I recall, somebody once said that the poor in spirit were to be blessed, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. I wonder if Mr. Carson has heard of this individual?

I think they’re talking about the class of 2020, last year’s freshman class.

This is the type of thing that gets right-wing news outlets all riled up about “intolerant liberals.” I’m certain they will bankroll lawsuits to attempt to ensure the right to express truly horrible sentiments without any repercussions.

Let the manpocalypse begin! Warning: I cried buckets of happy tears through this movie.

We have a Penny too! She’s a good old girl. Your girl looks adorable!

Even Tillerson/ExxonMobil tried to talk him out of it.

I am sad that this auction is possible, but I would love to be there and see all the wonderful shit I can’t afford.

Dang, I had hoped those Germans would be more enlightened.

What could possibly go wrong? “Volunteer” workers delivering packages in their own vehicles (or on the bus) on their own time. Oh, no, that could never be exploitative. And I’m guessing any injuries incurred in said volunteer assignments won’t be covered by worker’s comp.

What I want is a real, star trek style utopia. I am sick to death of dystopias. I want a real utopia, but i also want a focus on literary and creative utopias. Let’s talk about the best we all can be.

I think the whole “renegotiation” thingie = I want bribes.