Pretty sure her divorce settlement includes the clause: “don’t badmouth Donald unless you want to be dirt poor.”
Sprochete
spirochete
Poor snowflake, women ruin everything.
Truer words never spoken.
They could offer all-male showings of the new Transformers movie - most showings aren’t going to have a lot of women there of their own volition.
My favorite bit is from the end:
He is indeed playing Ratchett.
They would have done better to make a move from Lindsey Jane Ashford’s The Woman on the Orient Express, which is a semi-biographical story of Christie’s own trip on the famous train after her divorce.
I <3 Michael Pollan.
Damn, gotta do my Russian homework. But Duolingo doesn’t cover such helpful phrases as “I wish to immigrate to Ireland” or “please stop beating me.”
Probably didn’t bother to read the signs and didn’t know which museum was which. Same person came back when the media pointed out his mistake.
I wonder how much is different varieties and how much is local nomenclature. One farmer might call his apples Majestics and another three counties away might call the same apples SugarSaps. Because the apples are taken to different markets and different fairs, no one would know if the differently named apples are…
T: Hello?
He’s only been charged with a misdemeanor. He’s not going to see any punishment, much less jail time.
Incognito
I have no time for new TV. I just started watching the first season of Fargo (and I love it).
Of all the junk food on that list, the most appalling thing is the maps showing electoral college win. He’s just that insecure.
Come sit by me (tapping sofa invitingly).
They got the prayer wrong:
Crushed up