“and several beautiful, toe-headed children, to boot.” What does a toe-headed child look like?  Do you mean tow-headed, as in having (blonde) hair the color of tow (flax)?

Wait a minute, the LAPD is claiming that he fell from a high height where he had been demonstrating how to grapple with someone? That sounds like something the Kremlin would say after murdering one of Putin’s critics. 

Your first five points equally apply to Ohio’s JD Vance. I know cuz here I am amazed that a right wing nut job is close to beating a seasoned moderate / left-leaning but not tilted candidate.

Things that haven’t hurt Dr. Oz are:

I’ve seen plenty of gay men on social media say he was hot and they’d probably have gone home with him too. Equally gross. Or maybe worse because even if he were still alive, Dahmer was gay so it’s not like any of these white women ever stood a chance with him. Seems like a weird take to only fixate only on the white…

If you want to see one of these “crime chasers” in action, watch Werner Herzog’s Into the Abyss. A very smart woman married a convicted murderer while he was in prison and managed to get pregnant using his (speculation) smuggled spunk.

Wow, I never expected to hear “My opponent hates puppies” as a statement of fact instead of a hyperbolic joke.

Who wants to bet on how much this will excite the MAGA crowd? Yesterday the dogs, tomorrow the libs.

Here’s hoping Zaslav doesn’t destroy it so he can replace it with... I dunno, an unscripted show about animators trying to make it in an increasingly hellish entertainment landscape?

The one channel responsible for making anime mainstream in the u.s.

It definitely challenges assumptions about masculinity and athletes. The, “I wouldn’t let that happen to me,” crowd.

It’s because it happened to men, not girls or little boys.  Too icky for discussion to a lot of people

Additionally, Ratliff and other attorneys argued Watson was hardly impartial to the case, given that not only is he an adjunct professor at the university’s law school, but his wife’s business has financial ties to the university.

I get Nicole Kidman’s hestiation because it’s clear she still wants a relationship with her older children but if I was Katie Holmes I‘d eventually talk. Or at least have my memoir written and ready to go the minute I kicked the bucket.

Yeah, people in other countries don’t ever fall for demagogues and lines of bullshit. It’s uniquely American. 

God I wish I knew what Katie Holmes had on Tom Cruise and Scientology to get pretty much everything she wanted. This may sound mean but she always came across as a bit timid and well...meh as a person. So the idea of her just getting out of there with her daughter is pretty impressive.  

I’d love to understand why Americans in particular seem so susceptible to cults—Scientology, Nxivm, even Cult 45. Probably something to do with coping with the reality that we’re not all special snowflakes despite what we’ve been told for the last 50 odd years.

I like how Jezebel poses a question to the masses that really should be posed to itself. Having published more than a dozen recent articles about Wilde and Don’t Worry Darling, does Jezebel really care about David O. Russell’s abusive conduct? . . . Or is Jezebel just squeezing yet another post from the desiccated…

The worthwhile mention that Jon Peters’ obsession with making a film with a giant spider in it, not matter how jarring, is eloquently explained by Kevin Smith in this two-part story.

I now totally want to see a movie where Gaiman is assasinating potential scriptwriters, directors and producers of bad Sandman adaptions like he is a contract killer (think Gross Point Blank).