Anybody else just feel their vagina slam shut?

so much packaging and the recipes dirty every bowl, pan, and utensil in the kitchen. After two hours, I wasn’t even hungry anymore. #teamtacos

I’m also not comfortable with the large companies swallowing up small companies. It hurts us all, in the end.

I don’t want to do those things all the time

Jolie’s version of the story is the same as the story that the magazine printed - she doesn’t seem to get what was wrong with it in the first place. It doesn’t matter if YOU think ‘this is an acting exercise, this money is meaningless and the children don’t get to keep it anyway’ - to those kids they’re just seeing a…

Good point.

Well, we don’t know how successful her photography business was. She lost two years of business-not to mention the impact this will have on future business. So, if she was a high-earning photographer $1 million could be a calculation of her lost earnings plus her legal expenses.

Lawyer here. God yes! Fucking read the contract!!

Fuck these people.

The couple seem like the sort of people who:

The bar for human behavior has been lowered beneath the Earth’s core by these people.

Love is blind. As I’m divorced (and happily remarried) myself, I can’t judge too harshly.

Fortunately for her, he has to sell his business to keep his job.

I can’t even imagine the real story here. The poor woman.

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

And this is exactly why Beyonce took that picture with her twins and put it out there for free. So that no one would climb her fence to be the first to sell them to the tabloids.

There are legal limits how much one can pay a surrogate in California. Something something buying babies. That’s the extent of my legal knowledge.

It happened...undocumented criminals from MS13 that did hack two NY girls to death with machetes.

I would love to know how she knows that

I just pounded two glasses of water after reading this.