Never too soon either.

Is the Money can’t buy you class joke too old?

Never thought about that...you’re totally right. Good point.

I’m convinced that RHONY maintains its standards because almost none of the women are married or in relationships they take too seriously. They’re all widows and divorcees with mostly grown children, so they’re not beholden to their family’s reputations like other casts. They just give fewer fucks about looking like…

Can we can pretty much assume that any young man in the vicinity of Kevin Spacey was pretty much groped, harassed, screwed etc?

DO NOT EVER PUT TESTER MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE!!! Jesus, we need a sign for this now???

And after thousands of people are dead and the killing tapers off, we’ll all read long-form pieces in The New Yorker about this, Netflix will produce a documentary on it, and a movie about it will win an oscar and everyone will say “Never again...”

First, congratulations on waking up from your coma. Second, there’s been a couple of changes since 2009, like a fucking racist is running the country with his Nazi and Klan friends. Some of which he placed in power in the government.

No, no, it was a Nazi extermination camp. Adolph and his boys, Nazi’s all, thought up the whole thing and carried it out because THEY WERE NAZIS. The came to power on a “Make Germany Great Again” platform.

not really, no

Bitch, where?

What’s Danish Jezzie? Are there international versions of Jezebel?

I agree with you 100%. The paper towel video DISUGUSTED me. It’s horrifying. I legitimately gasped at the way he happily tossed them into the crowd.

He thinks he’s Monty fucking Hall (RIP, btw). He thinks a desperate crowd of hurricane survivors are an audience. He thinks he is the benevolent game show host, and that giving out “prizes” will win him the adoration of his loyal viewers. This is actually a horrifying tableau reminiscent of feudal times. The people of…

“I hope he will have the confidence to be himself with all his quirks and his idiosyncrasies and characteristics.”

I am not really much of a kid person but I really do love this kid’s resting bitch face.

I will never get enough of this kid. I hate kids, but his facial expressions crack me up.

Eh, I find him conventionally attractive (certainly one of NYC’s hotter husbands), but he never screamed out “SEXPOT” to me - other than the fact that he was a horndog.

She certainly does have a formula, but it is becoming weirdly inward: Taylor Swift just wrote a plucky break-up song about...herself.  

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