Exactly! Grooming aside, what does he think he helped her with?! She was already a Kardashian/Jenner, he was whatever a Tyga is.

*Cough cough* GROOMING.

‘Help her’. HEElllPPPPppP HhhEeerRR???

When you really break it down, it was OJ Simpson who elevated that family, am I wrong? It feels wrong, but I don’t think it is.

WHO?

OMG, her look in the last one. “I’m dead inside. Can somebody please kill me, now?”

EXHILIRATING!

Ahem.

Three to seven years in prison for the parents!? THAT’S IT?!

I took it more like he was surprised that he literally felt the pull of not wanting her to leave and couldn’t believe how emotional he was over it - because before B he just looked at women as I don’t know what.

And yet, it’s still a little too high for him.

He’ll care when Bruce Springsteen starts banning him from concerts.

Okay, whewww then something was tried. I just hate to see stranded whales. I’m sure his pod was missing him. /s

Hey. People DID call. They got a voicemail about the shutdown.

I dunno, Governor Christie looks a little pinkish from the sun in this shot.

There’s probably a technicality there involving the relative gravitational pulls of Christie and the sun.

“He did not get any sun,” Murray added. “He had a baseball hat on.”

Boy, it sure is a good thing we don’t have a gun problem in this country.

Depp becoming a domestic abuser poses a dilemma. He’s had several high profile relationships and exes that have spoken out say he wasn’t abusive. So it would seem that after his breakup from Vanessa he lost whatever helpedv keep him stay balanced. He turned 50 but parties like he’s still 25.

WHEN can we finally cancel Johnny Depp? Coke bloated, woman abusing, Peanuts background character looking motherfucker. CANCEL THAT SHIT.