I have also replied on another thread with more information on my feelings, so again, if you would like to correct me on anything, feel free. 

I had amniocentesis with all three of mine, because I was ancient, and I knew at 16 weeks that I was having girls. This helped me to prepare. It takes me forever to adjust to new circumstances, so I was able to use the extra time to figure out names, shop for clothes, and the like.

Conservatism is completely bankrupt of ideas, logic, and morality.

I had metastatic testicular cancer about 10 years ago, which resulted in a surgical scar from my pelvis to my sternum. I beat the cancer, and contemplated a decoration for a couple years. For some reason, a working lunch turned down this road, and I told my boss at the time that I was going to get an alien tattooed,…

So what you’re saying here is that it is my patriotic duty to the supply chain to purchase a kegerator. On it. 

God, that Rand Paul quote, what a smug asshole. How has no one beat the absolute shit out of him....oh wait...

Since at least Reagan the economic core of the Republican Party has been just this: that the role of the government in the economy is only to protect accumulated wealth and the ability to use accumulated wealth to gain more more wealth.  That Democrats, for 40 years now, have failed to translate Republicans’…

Regardless of how much I despise him, there’s no way I’d willingly bring his image into my home. I sure as hell couldn’t be convinced to pay for anything featuring his image, even for something useful.

I’m a 32 year old who hasn’t shaved in almost two weeks, and I still look younger than this guy

It’s not pedophilia if you’re the same age as the other kid, though I think you’re right, he could technically have been charged with distribution of child pornography.

I’m a veteran, and I’ve been trying to dissuade other veterans from supporting Trump from as far back as the first time he insulted John McCain for being a POW, and for years, those attempts had fallen on deaf ears.

I think if he just switched parties,the Republicans would support him for Governor.

Do you have the day off tomorrow? I mean, if you have an open schedule Monday morning, there’s no reason you couldn’t start working on the future column describing how Coleman, now running as a Republican for a House seat, blames (in this order) Democrats, cancel culture, and women for his party switch. He’ll bemoan…

Dude, just stop. Stop shoveling the horseshit, there is no pony here.

Alternative headline, whiny little bitch refuses to hold self accountable for anything.

I just hope we have an election by November.

I wonder if I can start a cult too. I’m thinking of using “All of your problems are because black ops agents breathed nanites on you when you were at the Best Buy so wear a mask.”

Nope, they’re not better at all.

Right?! Mostly, I think the custom has been a natural outcome of the fact that these boards of directors and CEO positions are basically just one large game of musical chairs - these guys all know each other and hire each other and protect each others’ interests because that’s how their own interests get looked after.…

I was forced to watch terrible daytime television, which is way worse when hosts try to “banter” over webcam with no live audience, at my doctor’s office.