Darby. Sir. How did you find the perfect balance between pompous and endearing? I LOVE it. Well done!

Are you referring to Captain Jaques Daytona?

This looks like everything I could want. But I sincerely hope for a cameo by a seemingly immortal English captain who demands they Stand And Deliver.

I will watch literally anything with Rhys Darby

Well, Clapton stole that one from Bob Marley anyway.  ./shug

I saw a tweet or tiktok that said something along the lines of “Eric Clapton pays Chicago blues, but he prefers the Delta variant.”

A long time ago, when I was a wild teen and we hitched to concerts, clubs, discos and all (rural Wales not having a great bus service) we used to put a platform shoe in our handbags. The any guy who tried for it got a really big surprise being clobbered round the earhole, or if he was really nasty, in the bollocks. 

Yep, yep, and yep. Shoes should make you more mobile, keep your feet safe and protected and comfortable. Heels in general are a statement that you don’t need, or don’t want, or aren’t able to move around freely.

I’m 5'10...I would look like Bambi trying to take its 1st steps in these :(

I don’t like to wear any shoe I cannot flee disaster in. Gotta be able to flee!

So, does the American public get a refund from the shoddy construction company, surely headed by a Trump crony, or will it all be fixed under warranty? They got a warranty, right?

For a profanity-laced up close visit with this plant check out Joey’s latest video.

The ability to curl your tongue is genetic, so don’t worry if you can’t do it. I imagine you can get a lot of the benefit with your tongue flat if you can figure out the best lip position. I’m a non-curler myself so will have to experiment.

Anyone who has upper level management at Facebook or its subsidiaries on a resume should be treated the same way as someone with a Trump admin position on their resume.

Corporate douche bros gonna hire corporate douche bros.

Austen being a hedgehog would be a much more interesting scandal than “privileged 18th century woman has family ties to racist business”, imo.

There’s a really great book by Jean Rhys called “Wide Sargasso Sea” which is the anti-colonial origin story of Antoinette Cosway (the mad bride in the attic.) It tackles this topic really well.

Exactly. My family has been in North America long enough to be implicated in just about everything shitty that has been done here, and I have a cousin who was kidnapped into my family via the Sixties Scoop (children stolen off of reservations and adopted out into white families). I don’t think it’s even a matter of…

My great-grandfather was involved in the “Indian Wars”, i.e. taking lands from Native Americans and killing as many as possible under the veil of fighting insurrection.

I’ve no doubt that the numbers in Florida are much much higher than they report.