Because Michael, Kelly and Ryan are expensive now, Except Ryan.

Ellie Kemper

You just leave the mayonnaise out in the sun for a couple of hours.

It would be most amusing if the character he plays in Blacklist turns out to be Robert California.

Did anyone find Kevin's final fate rather depressing. I mean, if he can't do simple accounting, how  in hell is he going to keep hold of his bar?

I think it was kind of sad - and also amusing - to note the characters they didn't bother inviting back. I didn't see Gabe anywhere and he was in four seasons.

The episode tried a little too hard too be a classic - but I think it provided fitting and believable send-offs for all its characters (except Jim and Pam but we always knew they would receive some kind of magical reward out of nowhere).

You should read Dowd's review of 'Beau Travail'. It hits the trifecta of being right-on, pretentious and politically correct. And yet it's also one of the most oblivious reviews I've ever read on any subject.

Which Wesley is this? Not Wesley Crusher, surely?

They will say: 'Oh, I have something in my eye! Never mind, it was only a tiny speck of dust'.

Why do you Americans forgive criminals so quickly?

I don't but if I did, you'd have to take a least a two year post-grad course before you'd be even eligible to come in and sniff the whiteboard, thicko.

'But doctor, how can my head be expanding if my face is getting smaller?'

I think I'm certainly more in demand than you two cliche-stuttering twats, don't you?

I see, so my proven - and indeed paid - capacity means I can't talk about bad books any more?

That's a post hoc rationalisation. It's not what we're seeing on screen.

Perhaps you're right. Greene may be a bit above your head.

You're old enough to be reading Graham Greene now, kid.

LOL. That's like knowing Orson Welles from his sherry ads.

Comes under 'Cipher'.