And in that moment I realized that majority of woman probably wake up every morning trying to fit in a stereotype that society/socialmedia/fashion etc imposed

The proper spelling is “$cientology.”

Reenactment of Curry “processing” the Lauer firing:

I’ll maintain that that series is one of the most underappreciated masterpieces of comedy ever created.

I still can’t believe this reboot is happening, but if this is actually a version of the Bad Place and we’re all dead, I suppose it makes sense!

Your mom is a dark time.

Your mom is not helping my arrhythmia.

#NeverForget

I feel like we’ve already been here 499 times before...

SO YOU’RE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE NOW

Yo, Woody:

When I said I felt sad for Harvey Weinstein I thought it was clear the meaning

This is literally my relationship.

Me, when a song comes on and I want to make the gf laugh uncontrollably. Works best if I’m naked.

Thank you.

This makes me so nostalgic!