Except Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga’s thirst level was beyond anyone else’s and made me physically uncomfortable.

Translation: Everybody hates Justin Timberlake right now and he had someone ghost-write some insipid piece of crap full of all the fake details about his marriage to win our hearts back. Jessica will be pregnant again by Xmas.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Post Malone isn’t getting that temp job he applied for.

relevant:

Peffect shade, needs more stars. Brava.

Nope. They are still together, and looking even more alike than ever now that Joe is sporting a beard.  

Taylor Swift’s ex Joe Alwyn says her political stance is “important.”

We get it Canada, you’re better than the US in every way. No need to rub it in. 

Drake wanted to marry Rihanna at one point.

Fucking fuckface fucker

Oh, and here are some yung guys participating in the protest

Turn your location on I just wanna talk.

Nicki has been messy as hell lately, at least she’s being consistent. 

From a former African American studies professor

I don’t care why. He’s become one of those people I can’t stand to look at.

Do people really think it was her? I don’t think that op-ed had anything plagiarized from Michelle Obama, did it?

Oh, Whitney

I’m usually a grinchy bitch about these things but I’m in a good place in my life, I happen to be very in love myself and everyone’s wedding news is making me all gooey.