No, junk in a box.

So...still a box of junk?

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

but he does it classy and not creepy

Wow. We dudes are nothing if not persistent. Andy’s been dead thirty years and still managed to send a woman a dick pic.

It all boils down to “they shouldn’t be having sex.” Always.

What they won’t say but believe “They should have married a rich guy who can afford to fly them to another country to have a secret abortion, like I do with all my mistresses.”

And the most important - they shouldn’t be wimmen.

The U-pick-em pro-life responses to the Zika Virus:
“They shouldn’t have traveled to a third world country.”
“They shouldn’t live so close to a third world country.”
“They should’ve lived in another country.”
“They shouldn’t be having sex.”

Yes. It’s real.

Ted Cruz, your mother doesn’t want to be there. Let the poor woman go.

Understandable, I still have a HUGE crush on her.

I would have gone on a second date with you but, well, I was teenaged and exploring my sexuality and had a massive crush on Dina Meyer in it.

Tonight’s Daily Show aired on all Viacom networks. LOGO, MTV, MTV2, VH1, VH1 Classic, CMT, Spike, Nickelodeon, TV Land, BET, Centric, and a few others I’m probably forgetting.

I enjoyed it. He had me laughing quite often just within the first few minutes and throughout the show. And I enjoyed the Whitney joke but I’m also the kind of guy who had a trivia team name “Whitney Houston: 3 years Sober” earlier this year so that joke was right up my alley.

Guys...