You mean that his pants are tenting

The worst thing in Witcher 3 is better than the best thing in Andromeda.

The longer the GOP tries to hold out and keep a traitor in the White House, the more their secrets will get revealed to the public.

somewhere, paul ryan tents his pants at the thought of old, poor, and/or disabled people suffering and dying of preventable disease

I think he’s just as tainted. Manafort insisted on Pence when Twitler wanted Christie. Manafort and Pence have been chummy since. Perhaps Manafort didn’t want to put all his Russian eggs into one basket. After all, Manafort depends on Russia to make his living.

There’s no way he wasn’t involved in at least a little bit of this. Cheetolini shall stain all fingers that have touched his putrid political career.

This should be disqualifying enough to completely overturn the results of the election. Pence can’t also benefit from the same poison fruit. He was elected based on the exact same collusion.

If the entire campaign winds up being proven that they shenaniganed the hell out of this, Pence might be fucked, too.

Somewhere, Asmodeus oils his “Mike Pence” suit, awaiting the inevitable impeachment proceedings.

Who is going to even start an impeachment? They’ve got the keys to the car and a convenient tweeting orange shit gibbon to distract while they drive the car off a cliff. I can’t believe this is real life even and yet here we are.

If the election was compromised, then Pence cannot hold office.

Of course, that assumes that he wouldn’t be brought down by this as well. Also, talk about not having a mandate to govern.

That’s not tenting his fingers, it’s praying. It’s his resting pose.

LSD

Some are better, some are worse.

i have a supplement that can help you close them at 1 am in the afternoon.

I close my eyes involuntarily for half a second every 10-20 seconds. When will science find a cure!?

I know a guy in the trailer park down the road that make a home remedy for that.

Yeah it’s become a spades never-cut-your-partner thing, they just get lots of side-eye for bad play.