Preston Jacobs is pretty much the Alex Jones of A Song of Ice and Fire.

or as they call it down there, “Sundays”

There would have been 20 games worth of suspensions handed out had this occurred in any US sport.

DURRRR BUT VIDEO REVIEW OF GOALS WOULD RUIN THE FLOW OF THE BEAUTIFUL GAME DURRRRRR

Three South American governments were overthrown while waiting for that replay.

too busy counting Euros and buying Lamborghinis to hear that noise

Working hard to secure contracts and obtain visas for Shell Oil?

From the BBC, to give you an idea how this might pan out.

Reached for comment, the Eagles receiver told Philadelphia magazine, “Agholor? I hardly even know her!”

Barstool commenters hate Deadspin commenters because they think we think they’re stupid, and Deadspin commenters hate Barstool commenters because we think they’re stupid.

I’m not racist. I just say racist things because that is what my audience likes to hear. Don’t hate the playa...

I love when racist generalizations are masqueraded with, “it’s just a joke!”

Bull Connor, playing to his audience

This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!

I mean, sure, but it’s still racist . . .

So its ok for Trump to say what he says becuase he’s just catering to his audience right???? Cmon bro, you serious?

Stop trying to heat up the fucking ice cubes.

On the bright side, she’ll be putting those waitressing skills to use again soon enough.

Dyed and Prejudice by Emily Austen

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?