Better work rate than Sterling.

Needs more Yackety Sax.

Lmao no i just follow the US men’s team. You watch major tournaments and talk shit about them when you get a chance. It’s clear you don’t follow them, if you did you would see the difference in player caliber. Good try though!

Here’s the complete list of teams that have made it to the knockout round in consecutive world cups:

A few things.

10-20 years is measuring in decades too. Remember we were very nearly the worst team in the 1998 World Cup.

Yeah but where’s the fun in that?

Honestly more than anything else US Soccer fans need to take a long break from indulging in the Hot Takes. At this point it seems like every game, hell, every pass we play, gets treated as a referendum on Jurgen Klinsmann, MLS, the state of youth development in America (which every US Soccer fan on the Internet…

Maybe not but he certainly got fed lots.

Probably because they’re apparently making them walk to all the games

Hopefully the reporter was still able to find out why him and the rest of the team are so hungry.

His effort on this pitch > his effort on that pitch

Fortunately for the reporter, the microphone hit a water bouy and bounced back to her.

If only he had put that kind of effort in on that PK the other day.

“You know nothing Jon Snow ”

Maybe just because it was in the news this spring, but watching that scene just made think of the Hillsborough disaster - so packed in to the point that even after surfacing, Jon was being moved without touching the ground because the mass of humanity was SO tight.

*pincer movement

Like others said, maybe the ending of Bastard Bowl was ‘predictable,’ but seeing Jon Snow get trampled in the middle of the slaughter...I couldn’t breathe. Amazing television.