Better work rate than Sterling.

Needs more Yackety Sax.

Lmao no i just follow the US men’s team. You watch major tournaments and talk shit about them when you get a chance. It’s clear you don’t follow them, if you did you would see the difference in player caliber. Good try though!

Here’s the complete list of teams that have made it to the knockout round in consecutive world cups:

A few things.

10-20 years is measuring in decades too. Remember we were very nearly the worst team in the 1998 World Cup.

Yeah but where’s the fun in that?

Honestly more than anything else US Soccer fans need to take a long break from indulging in the Hot Takes. At this point it seems like every game, hell, every pass we play, gets treated as a referendum on Jurgen Klinsmann, MLS, the state of youth development in America (which every US Soccer fan on the Internet…

Maybe not but he certainly got fed lots.

Probably because they’re apparently making them walk to all the games

Hopefully the reporter was still able to find out why him and the rest of the team are so hungry.

His effort on this pitch > his effort on that pitch

Fortunately for the reporter, the microphone hit a water bouy and bounced back to her.

If only he had put that kind of effort in on that PK the other day.

Soccer (football) would be so much more entertaining if the field was like, 20% smaller.

good solidly researched comeback.

Public services shared by the public, funded by the public = socialism

If that's what we currently have I'll take it bc according Polybius' order of anacyclosis that means democracy is next, and I always wanted to see what that would look like. Unless what we currently have is a democracy in which case you don't want to know what comes next.

You had to go and ruin Vin Scully for me.