You’re the hero this comment section needs.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

+1 Rough Boys lyric.

“The appeal of the rescue is that it’s a happy ending,” says Janie Chuang without the slightest touch of irony.

He throws his hands up. Don’t you get it?

...and only wearing real pants when I have to leave the house.

I don’t accept your lifestyle as a bigot.

I think it’s probably that coupled with the murder he just committed...

I think we’re using two different definitions of the word “thug”.

Police are also searching for a second person of interest.

The story fails to mention that he also was arrested in 2014.

If only the author had thought to mention it. Thanks for filling in that gap.

I was willing to think about what you said until I got to YOU STUPID BITCHES. Now nothing you can say matters to me. :(

+1 for MSPaint

Maybe I was absent the day they taught law in law school but I’m pretty sure that isn’t what happened at his first trial, nor at the appeal

“I’ve been proven not guilty.”*

Yes because if there is one place where dumb satirical comments aren't welcome, it's here.

Anyone else get a lesbian vibe off of her?