I laughed. Then I barfed.

“I was hanging with my friends from high school, well, from a high school...”

“During a time when the American family started to fall apart, one man decided to pull his back together. Watch the amazing story of a baseball player who decided the real American past-time — was time with his son.”

Yeah, I know. I’m just poking fun.

+1 6 pack of wine coolers

a/s/l?

Look at the fucking picture at the top of this fucking blog, someone slap a title on that and you’re greenlit.

Sox aren’t going to come across well here, even if this kid sucks. I mean my god, this is practically a Kevin Costner movie already.

Tyler was drafted in the 43rd round.

I just love how LaRoche and his brother are making this about some noble moral stand with such bullshit remarks as “FAMILY FIRST”. This isn’t ownership telling you your son can’t be openly gay or in an interracial relationship. This is an employer telling an employee not to have their distracting kid show up for every…

“We’re not big on school.” Oy.

This is such bullshit.

It’s the middle of March, and this kid is going to Spring Training with his dad everyday? Aren’t kids this young supposed to be in some sort of school setting?

Ahem, Fatherboy XXX.

Really easy to “put our kid first” when you’re already a millionaire. Maybe if he was quitting his job at the tire factory to make wicker baskets with his kid. It wouldn’t come off so much like a spoiled little bitch.

They don’t rock nearly as hard as Motherboy

Kenny Williams had a lot to say (maybe not in public) about Ozzie’s kid. Don’t be revisionist about this; Guillen and Williams were feuding: Who you crappin’?

Fatherboy

may we all have the opportunity to retire as millionaires in our late 30's because things didn’t go exactly our way

“Kids shouldn’t even be allowed into a ballpark; they might have fun.”