It’s either that or emotionally invest in the soul-crushing disappointment that is Cal football...

This is good Reddit.

He may be a total D bag but she isn’t shutting him down. She’s kinda playing both sides

What a fucking creep.

I think the secret villain in this story is Giant Black Rectangle.

Winning the cup might save him, but yeah, probably. There's no conceivable way they should be in the bottom half of the table considering their roster.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they fire him when the season’s over, but there’s not much point in firing the manager right now with only a couple matches left in the season. He definitely needs to go, though. That 5th place finish two years ago seems like an eternity ago after these last two seasons of pure,…

Wenger in!

You have to think with the sprinkling of talented players that Everton do already have, plus the promised new investment from their new âghâ Moneybags, it’s time for the club to “go in a different direction” and give Martinez the sack, yeah?

I’m guessing at a minimum bukkake and homely which takes you directly to a Tonya Harding sex tape.

Yep, this will be the first test of the new ownership to see if they are serious about wanting to bring Everton up with the big boys a’la Manchester City, or are just pretending.

....what is in your search history?

But can we still laugh if Eva Carneiro wins her lawsuit against him?

Let’s all have a good laugh at Jose Mourinho

He’s definitely the best footballer whose name autocorrects to Homely Bukkake.

Let’s all have a good laugh at Jose Mourinho who did not think Romelu Lukaku was of the required quality for Chelsea.

I think our new Iranian-billionare sugar daddy might be willing to sweeten Rom’s contract a bit before Madrid inevitably come calling.

That, that right there is why Welbeck plays for Arsenal and not Man U.

It always give me the blues.

Russell Wilson isn’t having sex anywhere and the spaniards and brits are having an on-field BDSM show.