Genocide, you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

WTF is this article doing on Jalop? Bad editorial choice.

$29,500 for a properly built Commodore SS

Wow! Harsh crowd. I’ll take my 2017 M6 and leave!

So many harsh comments as per the usual. A few of them reek of jealousy to be honest. Having sold many cars in my lifetime, I can side with the guy saying he’s in no hurry to sell. So if he says price is firm, would that make some of you happy? He probably doesn’t have to sell it, so he’s happy waiting for the right…

You are correct, lazy ass authors and Doug Demuro call it a flop when it was only ever a contractual obligation to Holden to sell them in quantities of about 3K per year.  Mission accomplished.

I often see the SS referred to as a sales flop. I was under the impression that Chevy only brought a small number of these to the states each year and they all sold. Sure, it’s still a small number of cars for a company like GM, but the SS was a niche vehicle from the start, and with Holden’s death I don’t think there…

Automatic tanks the value and makes it an immediate CP.

Part of the appeal of the SS is that it does not stick out like sore thumb. Why people want their performance cars to automatically be slightly more obnoxious than t day-glow Lamborghini, is frankly beyond me. The vast majority of buyers might actually want a performance car but they do not want it to scream…

I wish people would stop saying “no one bought them.” They bought as many as GM would ship. It wasn’t marketed. It wasn’t special looking (though it was understated beauty with excellent proportions). And yet, even with that, they sold every one they made. Yes, I know there are a few left on dealer lots, however, it’s…

Maybe they’re probing the market to see what the response would be.

Hey there, another one! Picked up my ‘16 in October for 20% off + 8% off from dealer. Friggin’ BEAST of a car. Don’t even care that it’s a 6AT.

What’s there to talk about?

It becomes difficult to manoeuvre.

While I think the work is absolutely fantastic, I did want to say the first image... for some reason the outstretched arm just seems... disjointed? I can't quite figure it out. Like it's someone else's arm?

It's a reference to Big Trouble in Little China!

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